Monday, December 15, 2014

This is not gravy

Lots going on at Casa De Verde Montana. 


The boys and I took turns putting up the ceiling in the kitchen. B and G marked a grid in chalk to make it go faster but the installation of the laminate was really quick. It was a little cumbersome to do it over our heads but it was also exciting because each plank covered a lot of gross ceiling!

I also put together the old fashioned bed I got for my birthday! It made a big mess and I dropped it on my head once. How do you drop a bed on your own head? I have ways.

Then on black friday we scored a whirlpool tub for $130 at the Re-Store.  B and I were discussing bathroom plans and I confessed that I have always wanted a jetted tub. Ok haters. You've been telling me for years how tacky and grody they are but you know what...? I CAN NOT HEAR YOU OVER ALL OF THE RELAXING BUBBLING AND WOOSHING!

In other bathroom news, B started replacing the super loud and annoying fan in our upstairs bathroom that doesn't work.

Turns out it doesn't work because it doesn't vent anywhere. Soooooo it's literally just a noise making machine. 

I took some pictures of the new bed and the completed bedroom. Here is a before of the bedroom to refresh your memory.

And the glorious "after" from the same angle.

 It's hard to believe that it's the same room.

We hosted Friendsgiving in this house for the first time this year on 12/13/14! We pushed it back to December so more people could come...and boy did they come! We had 26 people in our little house and it was merry and bright. I made some improvements to the gate grate to make it more draft proof and decorated the house for Chrismoose/Christmas.

Here's a pre-party peek at the kitchen!

G is a good blogger's son, he knows when to move for pictures!

The party was such a blast and it was so great to share our progress with friends and neighbors. After all of the hard work it's rewarding to hear that we are getting somewhere!

When I see this I just think of it to the tune of:

We did have one party mix up. The gravy for the turkey didn't turn out...buuuut we also had hot cider on the stove. Can you guess that Snack Princess put cider on her mashed potatoes?

After the party we were totally exhausted from all the building and cleaning and so were the kitterses.

But the kitchen is LOOKING GOOD! It's so close to being done!
 My favorite part? Aren't you sweet to ask. No, it's not the ceiling....although that IS lovely. It's these beauties right here. B installed them 5 minutes before the party started. (He was in the shower washing attic gunk off when the first guests came.)

This fixture was designed and made by us and it turned out great! It's so cheerful and perfect for the kitchen.

Yup! Those are Mason jars!

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Thanksgiving Menu

I guess it wouldn't be Thanksgiving if I didn't post a menu.

We generally eat with my brother's family on Thanksgiving. It's loud and fun and we always have too much food. He makes a scrumptious turkey every year. Roasted, fried or's always good. This year he's smoking the turkey. (Hilarious mental image.)

Last year we messed up the sides. It was fine, I mean, it was BETTER than fine. But we had duplicate dishes and my hasselback potatoes didn't turn out. We didn't have a kitchen then so I was cooking on a plugged in stove, prepping things on the kitchen table and washing dishes in the bath tub. Yikes.

This year will be better and I'm starting my cooking today. We divided duties at my family birthday lunch and I am bringing:

The Best Mac and Cheese
Fudge Pie
Throwed Rolls
and Death Corn Five.

I think I've explained Death Corn to you before. It has five ingredients and they are all yellow so it's easy to remember. It's called Death Corn because if you eat to much of it you will die. It is a recipe from the Sweet Potato Queens.

Death Corn Five
1. Prepare one package of yellow rice without the oil. Any brand will do.

2. In a bright colored casserole dish add: the cooked rice, a can of cream of chicken, a stick of butter, 2 cups of cheddar and a can of corn with peppers. (Also known as, "mexicorn".)

3. Mix well and bake at 350 degrees for 1/2 an hour or whenever it's all melted and you're ready to eat it.

The best thing about Death Corn 5 is that you can eat a little bit of it when it comes out of the oven and then just smush it back flat so it looks like you didn't just take a bite out of it.

Time for me to quit blogging and get cooking.

Ceiling the Deal

This is the kitchen ceiling. When you go into the kitchen your eye can't help but go up to the grossness...which is why I like to have a bunch of colorful, eye catching clutter all over the counters.

Sure some of this is because we had to rip the cabinet(s) out of the wall but most of it is because of the time the tub upstairs was left going ALL DAY LONG while the previous owners lived there. Spray paint is a terrible drug, ya'll.

We've really been sweating what to do with the ceiling. 

At first we thought we'd get cute ceiling tiles. That was before we realized that they are generally more expensive than our floor. They can be $12-$40 a square foot. Insanity. I've got HGTV Dreams on a Dollar Tree Budget.

We thought we could use linoleum tiles with raised patterns and paint them white to mimic ceiling tiles. Where's some 1970's linoleum when you need it.

We were going to go the paintable wallpaper as beadboard ceiling route. It would've been about $350 and a big pain.

We were going to do legit beadboard! But then we realized that we'd have weird seams so we were going to make a coffered ceiling. Price again played a factor.

Then we thought we'd rip thin wood and white wash it to create sort of a farmhouse-y ceiling. The price was right at about $0.70 a square ft but it would be a ton of labor.

My dad had a genius idea to use vinyl soffits for the ceiling. Cheap and easy to install! Looks like planks! It was about the same price as the thin wood. Then we started thinking about vinyl and that lead us to...laminate floor!

We are lucky that we live in a spot with a ton of options for cheap laminate. We have Ollies, Lumber Liquidators and Surplus Warehouse all in this area. We were able to score Donar Oak laminate for $0.50 a sq ft from Lumber Liquidators. We figured that if we didn't like the color we could just paint it.

The DIY Gods were smiling on us the day I ordered because when the laminate arrived it looked so much lighter in person. NO NEED TO PAINT! It looks like barn wood.  I could hear B when he was loading it, "This looks pretttty good!" and I couldn't wait to get home and take a peek.

Have cat will basket. Pommy looks lusciously portulent here, don't you think? He's been napping in all sorts of weird places lately.

So that's our plan for the ceiling. Fingers crossed!! I'm really eager to get this done.

Bathroom Before and....Mid Point

You know that we tore up from the floor up the downstairs bathroom. Which was a great idea until we remembered that the holidays were coming and with that seasonal entertaining.

The upstairs bathroom was so oogie that I wouldn't let guests even see it..and yet it is the one everyone in the family has used for a whole year. The toilet seat even still had the boot print from where B snuck in the window the day before we closed on the house.

So we decided, like we so often do, to redo the easy part of the bathroom and leave the re-tiling nonsense for another time. We already had all the stuff! We replaced the suppppppppeeeeerr grooooooss and moldy vanity with the mysterious blood stains and the kitchen faucet. We traded the very grody and water guzzling toilet for a clean low flush model. We swapped the questionable light fixture that was two bulbs, some rust and some string with a new snazzy one. And we took out the depressing mirror and put in a fabulous one. New paint! New shower curtain! Ta Da!



Monday, November 17, 2014

Holiday shopping tips!

I've already started on my holiday shopping. While I save the decorations for after Thanksgiving (thankyouverymuch) I do like to get a jump on my holiday gifts and crafts. Especially the crafts...towards the 25th I start to feel like one of Santa's elves in my workshop.

There's a local sample sale, that I will not disclose, that is THE BEST for Christmas shopping. The email goes out in early November and it really kicks off the holiday season for me. Standing in that garage shivering on a Saturday morning inspires me to start my shopping and then it snowballs from there. BOOM.

I generally don't do a lot of frantic shopping on Black Friday or Christmas Eve, even though I must confess that I kind of love being in the fray of panicked shoppers. I've been lucky because my family has streamlined Christmas. My family does a Secret Santa swap so where I used to buy 6 different gifts I am now only responsible for one. Financially this is a great thing. Buuuuuut lately I've been making Christmas goodie bags for my family because I LOVE BUYING PRESENTS.

My immediate family, you might recall, celebrates Chrismoose so that we can have a peaceful holiday time with Mr. G. The only problem with Chrismoose is that there are fewer shopping days! We have simplified by only getting 5 gifts for everyone. (Something you want. Something you need. Something to wear and something to read. You math majors may have realized that's only 4. We've also add, "Something else because Julie wants to buy you more presents." as a category.)  On top of that we do our Chrismoose Stocking Scavenger Hunt Every Year.

I get my friends little gifts and try to bake for the neighbors. At work we have a White Elephant Swap and I generally get something at the sample sale for that.

So what are my holiday shopping tips?

1. Go easy on yourself. Buy out of state family and friends gifts online and ship directly to them. Make sure to include a note saying who it is from. I never remember to do this.

2. Buy experiences rather than stuff! I like to buy gift certificates but I don't like to buy generic ones. I try to get things I know the recipient will like on Living Social or I try to buy from a restaurant, spa or outing near them. Print it off, pop it into a card and you are good to go. As Cameron Diaz says in Charlie's Angels, "Tickets? I LOVE TICKETS!"

3. Etsy. Just, yeah. Etsy. Guys, want to be a hero? Buy it all on Etsy.

4. Keep a pin board on Pinterest of reminders. I have a secret board where I store ideas. If you mention to me in May that you secretly love hot pepper jelly don't be surprised to get a jar of it for Christmas. I also pin books, clothes and doodads that I run into that I think might be good gifts. I recently gave my Sister in Law a Steve Zissou broach I pinned last January. (Thus following rules 1, 3 and 4.)

5. Use Ebates! I had forgotten all about my ebates account until recently and I am so glad that I remembered. You can get cash back on your online purchases if you just click through their website. Every once in a while they'll send you a check. Unlike some similar services Ebates has cash back on almost every website. Sometimes they have bonuses on certain purchases. Sometimes they even have coupons for what you are buying. I recently made a purchase from the Starbucks store and scored 15% off, free shipping and cash back. We made $14 on an purchase and we've even started buying stuff online at our local Home Depot to get the cash back. Just choose the free ship to store option and you can swing into customer service and get what you need. If you're already shopping online you should be using ebates.

6. Buy used or better yet, regift!! I keep a stock pile of things that are in perfect condition for emergency gifts. I shop super clearances, thrift stores, yard sales and hoard things that people give me. Don't go overboard here or you'll defeat the purpose. I'm still sad I missed scooping up the holographic Jesus painting I saw at a recent yard sale. It would have been an amazing white elephant gift.

7. Food/Coffee/Chore gifts can make life easier. Want to get me a gift I'll love and use? Get me a Starbucks gift card. Or better yet take me to Starbucks and buy me a drink! OR even better just give me the free one that comes with your Buy One Get One deal. I'll love you forever.

Don't give people those, "Good for One Leaf Raking" cards that some blogs suggest. Your loved one is too polite to ever cash them. Instead just set up a thing and do it. Change the oil, rake the leaves, paint a room. If you're a good listener you'll know what needs to be done. As the Sweet Potato Queens say, the six little words that everyone wants to hear are, "Oh no! Let ME do that."

8. I used to love wrapping presents. I still do if I have time to do a good job. But if I don' gift bags forever. Buy the most generic gift bags you can, I prefer the brown paper ones, jazz em up with all the ribbon you've been stockpiling and ta da! You are d-u-n done with your wrapping. I've decided that wrapping paper is a literal rip off AND it makes so much waste. It's not very green. As a nod to greenness instead of wrapping we recycle gift bags until they are unusable. (Though I've been known to staple a gift bag for B or G.) I've even sewn cloth bags for use every year. The boys have a bad habit of writing the recipients names REALLY HUGE on a gift bag. That could ruin it forever...or you can just make sure to use it for that person again the next year. I was worried that shifting to reusable bags would make Christmas less fun...who doesn't love tearing into a gift like a grizzly....but I am happy to report that opening presents is still great even without the giant trashbag of paper at the end.

9. If someone is hard to shop for and/or a jerk don't get them a gift. Santa wouldn't do it and neither should you. If you MUST get them a gift don't stress yourself out about it.

10. Don't expect anything and practice gratitude. Tis better to give than receive. Gift giving is not an investment. A few years ago we all got wrapped up in the wrong things and all got each other $25 gift cards to different stores. No. NO. That's not fun. We are not running errands for each other here. This is not, "Buy me the red sweatpants at Sears. Size medium," time. Try to remember that it's the thought that counts and if you can't muster any good thoughts read over #9 again!

Wednesday, November 12, 2014


This photo is titled: Waiting

I posted a shmancy black and white version on Instagram.

You are probably waiting for an update. Waiting to see photos of the bathroom and laundry room.

The bathroom is 99% done. All it needs is one outlet switched and we're in business. It looks a LOT better, just in time for holiday party season. The downstairs bathroom? Looks worse...if that is even possible. Actually I haven't cracked the door open on it in a few weeks so I am just assuming. Perhaps the elves have popped in and it is lovely now. Why are the elves cobblers? I need HGTV elves!

The laundry room is....a struggle. I have a vision and that vision is not coming to fruition. Our new pantry is an F-. We decided to get a chest freezer which derailed the counter plan. It's a mess. I can even, but I won't.

Soon I hope you'll get to see all of the fun work we've been doing but until'll have to keep waiting.

Saturday, October 25, 2014


I'm not good at menu posting! Here's what we've eaten lately:

Greek salad and baked potatoes
Baked salmon with new potatoes, zucchini, squash and onions.
Grilled dry rubbed chicken with butternut squash and roasted brussels sprouts.
Turkey sausage and vegetable soup with more Greek salad for lunches.

This week:
Vegan white bean soup with cornbread.
No filler salmon patties with roasted corn and steamed broccoli.
Gluten free spaghetti with clam sauce
Dijion and rosemary beef stew- crockpot

These two weeks are designed around using some stuff from my dying garden. I've got carrots, jalapenos and green tomatoes. My herbs are looking very fluffy and I'd like to give them a good hair cut before we get a frost. I don't like eating mammals but we're trying to give Gavin some crockpot recipes for college so he will be cooking that!