- In a big pot add:
One large bottle of V8
2 TBS veg soup Better than Bouillon or 2 cubes Just Actually Bouillon
One super big can of tomatoes- crushed or San Marzano if you're fancy
3 TBS butter (Listen, I didn't make this up)
3 TBS of sugar
Pepper
Basil
Bring to a simmer. Add a pack of frozen tortellini and simmer for 3 minutes.
Add some finely chopped greens or other cooked vegetables if you have some that need to be used.
Take off of heat. Add 1 cup of heavy cream because you're worth it. (Or yogurt if you've been a jerk today an you don't deserve luxurious things.)
Eat in a black octagonal bowl, with a teaspoon, on someone elses' velvet couch.
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